- He is tiny and wears glasses.
- He has more mental issues than I do.
- He plays the clarinet.
- He never attends the Oscars. (He has a standing gig with his band.)
- He is sarcastic.
- He has a fabulous vocal pattern. (2nd only to Christopher Walken)
- He's Jewish!
- He looks like someone who would have dated me.
- He is a brilliant writer and director.
- He dumped Mia Farrow. (She is creepy to me.)
- He was the subject of my sociology project in college, and I got an A!!!!
So, Mr. Woody Allen (also a loyal follower of my blog) thanks for being born and giving meaning to December 1st.
2 comments:
Nebbish is so hot.
Awesome Woody Allen treats today, by the way.
Had you and Woody met, you totally could have been one of his muses.
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